CBS Cleveland has a story about a grandmother and her 4-year-old granddaughter being voyeurs; and that’s not the worst part. The grandmother claims to have caught ghosts having sex on a regular basis inside her Ohio residence, and she claims to have proof!

Now, everyone knows that I’m no fan of “ghostly orb” photos. I used to write a lot about using “ghostly orb” photos as irrefutable proof of the paranormal. So much so, that GhostTheory is known as the antithesis of a “ghostly orb” website. Well maybe that last part is a little overblown. The point I was trying to make before derailing into some blabbering diatribe, is that I hate these orb photos because 99.9999% of the ones that I have personally seen are just explainable by natural acts of light or moisture. So when a story that reads “Grandmother and her granddaughter catch ghosts having sex” is sent to me, I can only think of one reaction to help pantomime what I feel like inside:

Full source: Cleveland Local CBS

An Ohio grandmother and her 4-year-old granddaughter say they have caught ghosts having sex inside their house.

Speaking to CBS Cleveland, Diane Carlisle said this visitation was the latest in a series that goes back to when she first moved to her Euclid home 12 years ago. Her photos prove it, she said.

This time, her granddaughter Kimora saw a man’s bare backside and a woman’s legs with high heels still on. At other times, they’ve seen men, women and children in various rooms and in her backyard.

“It’s pretty strange to wake up, smelling breakfast on the stove,” she said, “only to walk downstairs and see no one there.”

Even her dog had an experience better to forget than remember. Walking up the stairs from the basement, something caught its hind legs and held them. Now, the dog avoids the basement.