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People throw away the darndest things. That fact does not make any of that trash evidence of anything.
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Mysterious Box Found In Trash Contained Drawings Of Extraterrestrials
By: Sasha Sutton  |@SashaEricaS
October 21st 2014
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Video: You Think The First Guy Is Freaky? Keep Watching!

Submitted by on October 16, 2012 – 2:59 PM8 Comments | 1,969 views


I’ve seen some strange things in my time and have reported on them here at GT once or twice. However, the following video gets my vote for most bizarre of the year and (hint) it ain’t the first guy.

I’d like to introduce two Indian gentlemen going by the names Baba-Elefant and Baba-Prick. Now Baba-Elefant’s shtick is pretty evident as you can tell right away that either his face is melting, or maybe he just got it stuck in a car door. I suppose having him come first may help prepare you for Baba-Prick, but a video is worth a thousand words.

Warning: The following video is very graphic. Those with weak stomachs, heart conditions, hang nails, or other trauma susceptibility (such as half the population of the planet) should avoid watching.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

OK, now that it’s over we will pause for a moment, or two, or five to allow some much needed recovery time for our male readers.

As I watched Baba-Elefant, I thought to myself, why doesn’t he just have a plastic surgeon cut that off?

Then came Baba-Prick and I forgot all about the first guy. After spending several minutes in trauma recovery, it occurred to me that this Baba had to come up with his *cough* unique skill somehow? In all my experience dealing with…*clears throat* the equipment, I can’t for the life of me remember even one moment in time where I wondered if I could twist…*clear throat again* said equipment around a stick, let alone do the rest of that activity he does. I mean, at his advanced level you’d think he’d be blind by now. At least that what they used to tell me when I was a kid. Someone would have to have an awful lot of time on their hands and really enjoy pain to develop such a skill. Frankly, I’m not so sure I’d even call it a skill.

OK, time for the GT faithful to sound off and if someone out there is thinking, “yea, I do that all the time”, you are welcome to keep it to yourself.

I should thank Weird Asia News for this story, but I’m a bit conflicted after being traumatized.

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I grew up in rural NWPA, surrounded in forest. I took an early interest in cryprozoology and sharks and have read many books on various crypto subjects such as Bigfoot and Megalodon over the years. I am not a professional writer or a journalist, but I do the best I can. I have a quirky, obscurely dry and sometimes sarcastic sense of humor than can get me in trouble. Some love me and some hate me, but I am who I am.

  • JohnP

    Ummm…well….it wasnt as bad as I thought…ok…yes it was bad…..but the humor exspressed in this story made up for it lol!

  • JohnP

    That cracking sound really hurt…wtf was that, I assume its the cane?

  • The Oshmar

    So one has a tumor on his face, the other likes a bit of hanky-panky pain.

  • thatguyfromsyracuse

    Jesus christ…

  • cozy

    god that made me giggle. Yeah, that would really hurt and would that elephant man actually go out his house?

  • HaywoodZarathustra

    LOL. That dude’s johnson looks like the ones sported by howling hyenas.

  • Dung Shooken

    Talk about a limp dick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/frythedeliveryguy Andy Walsh

    I am SO glad that I can put my nuts in my pants.