UFO Phil: UFO Pyramid Will Provide Jobs & Energy

Phil Hill, or UFO Phil, is somewhat a D list internet celebrity. He’s made several songs about his experiences with UFOs and aliens and has even made his own featured movie. Uploaded on YouTube of course.

Hill claims to have knowledge of distant planets and Earth’s own future. This knowledge has given to him by an alien leader named Zaxon. According to Phil, he was given specific instructions and schematics on how to build a giant pyramid on top of several well known sites. This pyramid will generate electricity for humans, create jobs and serve as a beacon for the aliens. Phil has contacted government officials in order to get special building permits on top of the Empire State building, San Francisco’s Coit Tower, Mt. Rushmore and Pikes Peak.

I’m not sure if the man actually believes what he says, or is out to make a quick buck. My guess would be the latter since he sells his songs on iTunes and charges a $5 admission fee when we gave a screening of his movie: “UFO Phil: The Movie”.

I’m not quite sure why I’m posting this. I guess I’m just trying to…trying to figure….I just want….

Sigh……

Full source: Syracuse news

Phil Hill from Colorado Springs, better known as UFO Phil, claims he has “secret blueprints and schematics” crafted centuries ago by humanoids from another galaxy. He wants to build a 480-foot tall pyramid on the Pikes Peak to attract aliens.

Hill says aliens have instructed him to erect “energy relay transmitters” on top of San Francisco’s Coit Tower, the Empire State Building, and at Mount Rushmore.

According to his press release, he says:

“I’ve done all the necessary measurements. I’m just waiting for the government to approve my permits.”

However, Hill says the government is not returning his phone calls.

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(Internet celebrity “UFO Phil” stopped by The Gazette this week with a scale model of the pyramid he wants to build on Pikes Peak and a drawing of the alien leader Zaxon, who, of course, will never let himself be photographed. Photo by Bryan Oller)

By R. SCOTT RAPPOLD

THE GAZETTE

“UFO Phil” Hill gets abducted six times a week.

Even aliens, it seems, need a day off.

“They’re out there hovering around. They talk to me but they are afraid of scaring people,” explained the wiry 39-year-old, who stopped by The Gazette’s offices this week, clad in a blue and yellow jumpsuit, with a box of alien Fruit Roll-Ups in hand and a video cameraman in tow.

“Imagine if an alien being walked in here. You would say, ‘What is that thing doing here?’ When I walk in here, I’m just a regular guy.”

Of course, he’s not.

Hill — if that is his real name — is the sort of pseudo-celebrity that is a product of the Internet Age. He doesn’t have a television show or film career, but 421,000 people have watched his low-budget movie, “UFO Phil: The Movie,” on YouTube. He doesn’t have a major-label record contract, but his songs about aliens have been played on national radio.

And he claims to have recently moved to Colorado Springs from Spokane, Wash., with the express goal of building an alien-designed, pyramid-shaped power plant atop Pikes Peak.

“The good thing about Pikes Peak is it’s double the altitude of Mt. Spokane, so I can get closer to the aliens,” said Hill.

Of course, the Summit House would have to be demolished.

Visit his website, and view an edited video of his Gazette interview, here.

Brimming with nervous energy, UFO Phil is a helium-voiced obsessive and struggling musician caught in a war between “good aliens” who want to help humanity and “bad aliens” who want to take over the planet. The aliens have put chips in his head and taught him how to replicate the ancient Egyptian pyramids, which were alien fuel depots … or something.

The aliens, by the way, love Kix cereal.

Of course, the aliens won’t let him take their pictures.

His movie, an often-funny mockumentary that follows the exploits of UFO Phil as he bewilders store clerks and insurance agents with stories of aliens, came out in 2009. His music has been on the “Dr. Demento” radio show and he appears regularly on national radio show “Coast to Coast AM with George Noory,” warning of the impending alien attack. He did a television segment with Tom Green.

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