Pipe Smoking Alien Crop Circle

Posted by Xavier Ortega | August 10, 2011 53


Words fail to describe the amount of awesomeness that the above crop circle shows. I mean seriously…what’s more badass than a humongous crop circle that depicts the proverbial alien smoking a pipe? Covering a large section of a corn field in Wiltshire, England, the crop circle appeared overnight a week ago. Showing the stereotypical image of an alien smoking a pipe with what appears to be an aura around its head, this image leaves one to speculate who created it and just what is the alien smoking.

Hordes of people have traveled to England just to witness the amazing artistic creation that so far no one has claimed responsibility for.



Full source: ThisisWiltshire

HUNDREDS of people from all over Europe descended on the Cherhill white horse after a mysterious crop circle – featuring an alien smoking a pipe – appeared in a corn field below the monument.

The bizarre creation appeared in the early hours of Wednesday last week.

Since then, enthusiasts have travelled from as far away as the Netherlands, Austria, Scandinavia and Germany to see it.

Theo Wierdsma, a Dutch primary school manager, who also lectures in crop circles and phenomena research, travelled to England with his 21-year-old son Justin to look at the many crop circles in the West Country.

Mr Wierdsma, 55, said: “I have been coming over to England every summer for the past eight years to look at crop circles.

“We came here in Calne to look at one in 2006 as well.

“I don’t know if this one might be a hoax but I think from looking at the shape of it that it is a real one. I have thought they were a hoax before and was wrong so it is very interesting.”

Local small aircraft clubs have been assisting the tourists by taking them above the crop circle in planes and microlights to film and take photos of the phenomenon.

The farmer has also allowed them to go inside the circle to do tests and take pictures.

Mr Wierdsma said he will stay in Wiltshire for another week to study other crop circles.

He added: “Next spring we will see for sure if this was a hoax or not because, if it is real, there will be a ghost of it still in the crop.

“I have seen some amazing things in my time and this is one of them.

“I think there is a big magnetic field around it and we have sensed some radioactivity in the air.

“After eight years of doing this, I don’t believe it is people making these, it is alien activity.”

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53 Responses

  • Henry

    Okay, lets say all your claims are true.
    The aliens are not giving us any information we do not already possess, and none we cannot calculate for ourselves. AND doing so in the most obscure and inexact manner possible, additionally in a manner vastly open to significantly different interpretations.

    What is to be gained by such vague attempts at communication except to increase questions about their supposed existence rather than clarify any such information?

  • Scientia

    Your distinct lack of intellectual horsepower is appalling. I reject all your previous criticisms including your name calling and your deluded classification of my comments as religious and pseudoscience and of me as some kind of ‘believer’ or ‘martyr”. Your arrogance and conceit is deplorable. You are nothing more than a common bully and for all intents and purposes you are just another a**hole.

    Again, your comments are IRRELEVANT to the article. The public know what is true and what is not. You do not speak for the public or humanity. You are in FACT a DECEIVER and a neglectful waster of people’s time for your own self-promotion.

    You are WRONG in your statement that the Extraterrestrial people are “not giving [humanity] any information [that it does] not already possess, and none [it] cannot calculate for [itself].”

    The information provided by the Extraterrestrial people is NEW. The values for the actual orbital Earth Year and orbital Lunar Year, as per my above post, are not values determined by humans. If humans had the ability to determine these values they would have already done so. Just like the 15 base pair per turn DNA helix and the correct order of the Periodic Table of elements which I decoded and verified. I claim only what I have discovered. I was the FIRST on the planet to discover what I claim. You on the other hand are a jealous miserable waste of space.

    Not everyone can decode their messages. It takes time, effort, intelligence and understanding about how information is conveyed. It is clear that you do not have the required knowledge, skills or ability.

    You have to ask the Extraterrestrial people why they create crop formations to convey information. You are again WRONG in saying that these formations convey information in the “most obscure and inexact manner possible”. These are MASSIVE public displays that are very exacting in their design. Depending on the design, people consider them as art, or a lesson in understanding, or a way to convey information, or a dialogue.

    The gain from Extraterrestrial people’s crop formations is obvious to those who understand that Extraterrestrial people exist. By your own sordid admission, you do NOT accept that Extraterrestrial people exist. The information from the Arecibo Reply crop formation is just one example of a substantial amount of important information being conveyed.

    Again, it is a FACT that the Extraterrestrial people EXIST and the US Government has CONFIRMED it. The NSA in its Technical Journal published an Extraterrestrial Message which contains the true order of the periodic table of elements which I decoded, verified and sent to the IUPAC and the UN Member States. That is a FACT. Eleven Governments around the world have disclosed their files on UFOs and Extraterrestrial people. Another FACT.

    Until you accept the FACT that Extraterrestrial people exist there is no point in engaging in a rational discussion with you. Just keep rehashing your worthless old bullsh**. The public knows you as a despised DECEIVER.

    You will be scrapped into the annals of history without as much as a mention, you dull, witless and false charlatan.

    The BEST Thing Humanity can do is get EXCITED! Confidence is HIGH!!!

  • Henry

    What am I promoting?
    Now take a look at your own posts if you want an example of self promotion.

  • lunatic

    been a lunatic i have decoded crop circle messages it is as follows do not tamper with seeds which were given to you do not modify them to a point where you are loosing original seeds once you find that you were wrong there is no way to go back dont destroy native people they are keepers of your future once you rich the level to understand it if not you will go up in smoke like pipe and your planet will be ready for us to inhabit you have been warned not to worship money which will phase you out of existance your planet was not designed for share holders get out from tall buildings back to country life dont lose contact with animals you and your soil will not prosper without them and stop chemicals before is too late dont dispose earth minerals or shift to another place as they are exactly placed in harmony with your life source sun in order to orbit tilt and keep harmonious distance from sun we have learned our mistakes before you even existed now you are aiming your telescopes at our mistakes use only whats renewable

  • Jon

    awesome paragraph dude, no need for commas or full stops :)

    i agree with you though

  • redbirdbkv

    This Crop Circle depicts an Alien smoking a Pipe with Smaller to Larger circles around its head.  If Aliens did create this Crop Circle I believe its showing an Alien smoking a pipe with what Im assuming is Marijuana.  And the circles going from smaller  to larger represent the Aliens ideas or knowledge getting bigger over time.

  • redbirdbkv

    If Aliens existed, which I believe they do.  They would be far more advanced than us.  They would have the technology to travel from Solar System to Solar System, and probably lots of other technologies Humans can only Dream about.  At this time currently we have discovered or engineered over 100 Elements on Planet Earth.   But could you imagine the possibilities of other Elements we dont know about in Outer Space?   Think of how many Stars (or Suns) are in the Universe than the number of Planets that go along with them.   The possibility for Elements in Outer Space is endless.   Its just up to Humans to travel to them, find them and engineer them like we have done on Earth so far.

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