1. Pee pants.
2. Poop pants.
3. Run around in circles with arms flailing over my head, screaming uncontrollably.
4. Pass out.
5. Wake up.
Actually, I’d probably take charge of things. What things you say? Well, rounding up all the supermodels and making sure they are cared for. What?! Someone has to repopulate after the massacree!
I’ll never forget the encounter I had long ago in my yute. I woke up and saw an alien peeking through the blinds into my room. I panicked and ran screaming, mommy, mommy, mommy until I reached my mother’s bedroom. She rocked me back to sleep, reassuring me that aliens and monsters were just in my imjajigasion. Now, almost a year later, I’m not so sure she told me the truth.
OK, moving on! I happen to be channel surfing last Sunday night and this mockumentary caught my eye. It goes through the scenario of what might happen if we were invaded from space.
I watched the entire thing and it was very interesting. Furthermore, just when I had the ending pegged, bam! It all went in a different direction.
There’s lots of interesting commentary from “know it all” types and people who have delusions that we could actually……OK, I don’t want to give anything away here. The point is, I thought it was fairly cool. A little hard to swallow, but cool. You know, kind of like cough syrup with codeine in it. Tastes awful but well worth the yucky time….Oh and the relief from coughing of course.
What’s that you’re mumbling? Druggie?! I’m no druggie! Now where’s my one hitter, I know I put it here somewhere.
Come onnnn! I knew I put it…..My brother must have…..Oh! Sorry, Kinda lost track of things there. Anyway, let’s get on with the show; I really think you guys will enjoy it.
National Geographic – When Aliens Attack
That was awesome, huh?! Especially the part where Will Smith is all: “Welcome to whatever and stuff”! Wait, am I…..By the way, I found…the thing and then….Where was I?
Thanks to National Geographic for being cool with having their videos reposted.
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