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Icelandic Elves Release Hostage

Submitted by on November 15, 2013 – 2:41 PM27 Comments | 29,177 views

You are on your own with this one, I am just the messenger.

From an article on Freedom’s Hammer

Anthropologist Held Hostage By Elves For 7 Years
By C. Michael Forsyth


MIRACULOUS: Icelandic authorities rescued missing scientist.

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — Seven years after she vanished without a trace, a female anthropologist emerged from a mysterious cave where authorities believe she may have been held hostage by real-life elves!

Danish researcher Kalena Søndergaard was stark naked, covered by dust and babbling incoherently when rescuers found her outside a tiny opening in the famous Elf Rock, traditionally believed to house the underground dwelling place of mankind’s tiny cousins.

“She was crouching like an animal and spoke only in a language unrelated to any we know,” said Arnor Guðjohnsen of the National Rescue Service, which airlifted the 31-year-old survivor to a hospital by helicopter.

“The only word we could understand was ‘alfur,’ an old Icelandic word for elves. On her back were strange tattoos similar to those markings Viking explorers found on rock formations when they settled Iceland in 874, traditionally known as ‘elf writing.’ ”


MYSTERY: Beautiful Danish anthropologist Kalena Søndergaard was missing since 2006 and presumed dead.

Kalena, who was seeking proof of the existence of elves, was reported missing in January of 2006. At the time, police suspected she was the victim of foul play, but an intensive search failed to turn up any remains. On Feb. 4, 2013, hikers spotted the scientist crawling on all fours on a ledge high on the rocky hill, moving “more like an ape than a human being,” one of the hikers told a newspaper.


Though found without a stitch of clothing, the bedraggled woman did not appear to have been sexually abused. But authorities have not ruled out the possibility that she had voluntary relations with her captors.

Belief in elves is widespread in the frigid island nation. One poll shows that 70 % of inhabitants believe they share the country with the pint-size underground race they call the Huldufolk or “hidden people.”


OMINOUS Elf Rock has been the site of encounters with the “hidden people” for more than 1,000 years.

“The hidden people live in the underworld right beneath the ground in rocks and hills,” according to Haukur Ingi Jónasson, a leading Icelandic theologian and psychoanalyst.

“Elves reputedly have an interest in human females and are known to use mind control to seduce them,” observes folklore expert Eva Bryndísarson.

Tradition holds that elves use magic for either good or ill. They can establish a psychic link with humans, although people who engage in such contact run the risk of becoming insane. That might explain why the brainy Ph.D’s mind is scrambled.

“Kalena’s brain is Swiss cheese now. She has been through a terrible ordeal,” says Dr. Kristiansen. “We are hopeful that she will someday be able to provide a lucid account of what happened.”

While scientists are eager to enter the crevice through which the anthropologist miraculously escaped, that may not happen for years — if ever.

“The government of Iceland is very protective of elf-related sites,” notes Dr. Kristiansen. “It’s doubtful they would allow an expedition into this secret underworld.”

The true test will be in her new found ability to bake cookies and repair shoes.

The above is actually a completely fake story built up around a few pictures of a woman who got stuck on a cliff face while trying to access a nude beach. You can find the true story in The Daily Mail.

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I would like nothing more than the proof of various cryptids, alien civilizations, even alien visitors to be found. But that proof will come only through rigorous science and objective analysis, and by holding evidence to the highest standards of scrutiny. Born in south eastern Pennsylvania, i have found myself at one time or another living in Chicago, Cleveland, Raleigh-Durham, on the island of Kaua'i and finally landed on the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State. I have turned my hand to various professions from early work in 3d graphics to historic building restoration, carpentry and log home building to working in a bronze art foundry on the WWII Veterans Memorial. Currently I am a writer, script writer and working for a non profit organization called Empowerment Through Connection which is involved in equine assisted therapy for veterans, at risk teens and women.

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  • Mr Matt

    Did you see the bit that said it was fake and based around this article?

  • Not impressed

    This piece of shit website GHOST THEORY needs to be taken down- fucking assholes. Go fuck yourself with your disinfo trash.

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    So, you believe in elves then.

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    Why not?

  • radioredrafts

    I don’t ask people to pull chivalry out of their nether regions, but a basic level of civility would be nice. Learn some, please.

  • Prince Petropia

    I will say this one’s too difficult to believe. However, I don’t completely deny the existence of elves, gnomes, etc. Have a look at my post some time: http://allaboutoccult.blogspot.com/2013/06/do-elves-really-exist.html

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    I will. Thank you.

  • Thomas Høgseth

    be open minded people. and stop pointing fingers. it is what it is. and we have too axcept it. and think of it as this way, 200 years ago. if u said, hey im a build a rocket. and fly too the moon. and come back with the dust of moon. people would think i whas crazy. ore worse. my point is. we dont know. Kalena Søndergaard she only knows. so i think its a nice posibillity that we hear about stuff like this. and maby this opens some peoples eyes. couse we are not alone! thats 4 shure! Love and light 2 All! <3

  • AIMY

    Hi my name is AIMY, I have photographic evidence that such elves and other spirits and their world exist. I am writing 3 books where I will place the photos in. It is a special prayer given to me, that when I pray the veil to the other dimensions are visible to me. This is no hoax!

  • Henry
  • zak

    The real story is that a woman got stuck on a beachside cliff in California back in March of 2011. She was apparently attempting to access the secluded Black’s Beach near San Diego. It is a nude beach but I’m wondering why she took her clothes off before getting there. She picked the wrong path and got stuck. Rescuers sent a female aid to help her into a harness which then lowered them safely onto the beach. She was not injured, just probably embarrassed.

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    Yes, it is, that is why that story is linked at the bottom of the article.