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A Reptile Disfunction

Submitted by on February 18, 2014 – 2:59 PM15 Comments | 1,208 views

Apparently in keeping with allegations that world governments are being taken over by Reptilian aliens, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has taken steps to reassure his countrymen that he is in fact human.

From 3News in New Zealand

 

John Key:

‘I’m not a reptile’

By Dave Williams

He’s been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he’s not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.

Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.

“To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile,” a smiling Mr Key said today.

“So I’m certainly not a reptile. I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.”

 

And world leaders never lie…

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I would like nothing more than the proof of various cryptids, alien civilizations, even alien visitors to be found. But that proof will come only through rigorous science and objective analysis, and by holding evidence to the highest standards of scrutiny. Born in south eastern Pennsylvania, i have found myself at one time or another living in Chicago, Cleveland, Raleigh-Durham, on the island of Kaua'i and finally landed on the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State. I have turned my hand to various professions from early work in 3d graphics to historic building restoration, carpentry and log home building to working in a bronze art foundry on the WWII Veterans Memorial. Currently I am a writer, script writer and working for a non profit organization called Empowerment Through Connection which is involved in equine assisted therapy for veterans, at risk teens and women.

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  • Arclight

    Really?? Get a good look at that nose…

  • radioredrafts

    looks like he might have a deviated septum

  • Arclight

    Thats a dead give-a-way…

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    What, the nose?
    Why, reptiles don’t have noses.

  • radioredrafts

    The Mexican Hog-nosed snake does.

  • Andrew Scott

    John Key and Obama are best buddies….Key has fucked up so many times and has the most pathetic excuses for it when he does yes the masses think he is a god….still in a way he is i guess, and his mission is to follow the Americans to oblivion.

  • Arclight

    So one is a reptilian and the other is a snake!

  • Arclight

    Hey Henry, any sign of Sas’s when you visited the Olympic Peninsula??

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    I live on the Olympic Peninsula, and have not seen one yet.

  • The Villar

    OMG, Andrew! That makes perfect sense!

  • Arclight

    Beautiful place but too cold for a southern boy…

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    I am fur bearing.
    Way too hot for me in Hawai’i.

  • radioredrafts

    Alright I just got the pun, harharharr.

  • Burgonet

    I suppose we should be thankful he wasn’t referred to as “the Australian Prime Minister” again. On both sides of the drink here. I just would have liked to read more about Canadian Prime Minister Obama in the article.

  • http://GhostTheory.com/ Henry

    I caught that mistake before I posted the article.
    ; )