Apparently in keeping with allegations that world governments are being taken over by Reptilian aliens, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has taken steps to reassure his countrymen that he is in fact human.
From 3News in New Zealand
‘I’m not a reptile’
By Dave Williams
He’s been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he’s not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.
Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.
“To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile,” a smiling Mr Key said today.
“So I’m certainly not a reptile. I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.”
And world leaders never lie…
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