I would like nothing more than the proof of various cryptids, alien civilizations, even alien visitors to be found. But that proof will come only through rigorous science and objective analysis, and by holding evidence to the highest standards of scrutiny. Born in south eastern Pennsylvania, i have found myself at one time or another living in Chicago, Cleveland, Raleigh-Durham, on the island of Kaua'i and finally landed on the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State. I have turned my hand to various professions from early work in 3d graphics to historic building restoration, carpentry and log home building to working in a bronze art foundry on the WWII Veterans Memorial. Currently I am a writer, script writer and working for a non profit organization called Empowerment Through Connection which is involved in equine assisted therapy for veterans, at risk teens and women.

There has been a long tradition of belief in conspiracy circles of the presence of aliens here in Earth, and those aliens being complicit in World, and specifically American politics. A recent video has surfaced on You Tube of a supposed “Reptilian” serving on Barak Obama’s Secret Service Detail.

Check it out

This sort of conspiracy theory loves to point out discrepancies as evidence of their keen observation, yet they always seem to somehow fail to find the same discrepancies in their own stories. Lets start with the “…strange behavior and creepy movement…” Okay, the subject is shifting from foot to foot and it strikes me as a bit odd he should call attention to himself in this manner. But I cannot say my first conclusion from this fact would be “strong evidence of a shape-shifting alien humanoid” so much as maybe a guy who needs to take a pee and cannot leave his post just now. Then as you watch the video they point him out from a different camera angle, the “creepy movements” have stopped, and they now ask you to disregard the fact that the image is distorted due to zoom and enlargement and take them at their word that those elements hove no bearing on the strange appearance of the subject.

A little looking turned up this photo of Obama’s Secret Service detail

AP photo by Scott Applewhite

Of course showing the reptilian shape shifter while his cloaking device is working properly. But aside from having a reliable holographic humanoid projection device, I wonder what else you need to become a Secret Service agent?

According to Chron.Com

What Do I Have to Do to Become a Secret Service Agent?
by Scott Thompson, Demand Media

Getting a job with the U.S. Secret Service is far from easy, as the selection process is extremely competitive. Candidates must have either a college degree or a combination of college and law enforcement work experience, with a background in criminal investigation. They must also be in good shape and be able to pass a criminal background check.

Minimum Requirements
The first step to becoming a Secret Service agent is to excel in school and avoid getting into any trouble with the law. Because so many people want to become Secret Service agents and because of the sensitive nature of the work, any criminal activity on your record disqualifies you as an applicant. To apply for the Secret Service, you must be an American citizen between 21 and 37 years old, with uncorrected eyesight no worse than 20/60. If your eyesight is not 20/20 uncorrected, it must be correctable to 20/20. You must also possess a current driver’s license.

Other Requirements
All applicants for the Secret Service must pass the Treasury Enforcement Agent Examination, as well as other tests. Preference is given to applicants with an educational background in criminal justice or pre-law, but this is not an official requirement. All applicants must also pass a physical fitness test, a number of interviews and an investigation. If there is anything in your life history that would prevent you from receiving a top-secret-level security clearance, you will not be hired as a Secret Service agent. Secret Service positions are so competitive that you should probably start planning and preparing for your application from the beginning of your college career, if you want to be a strong candidate.

Well, I only hope the guy from this video is getting good laugh as the believers out there go on convincing themselves he is an shape-shifting reptilian humanoid alien.

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  • The Oshmar

    Shift his weight between his legs could have just been due to the fact that he has been standing all day.

  • Valkyrie13

    I used to work at events that often involved secret service agents, and I can attest to the fact that a lot of these guys are freaks. Maybe not reptilian, but freaks nonetheless.

  • lindsay

    where’s will smith when you need him?

  • David Eggleston

    I’ve got a weirder story about politics. My buddy and I went to a Paul Ryan rally, and I swear we saw Warren Oates there. We concluded that Oates had taken all that gunslinger knowledge he’s learned in Hollywood, faked his own death, and became a hired gun. I don’t know if he was deep cover Secret Service that afternoon, or if he was going to take a shot at Ryan before he noticed that we were onto him. Of course, Warren Oates isn’t creepy, and he always plays it cool.

  • What you learn in Hollywood has little to do with actual fire arm handling and a lot to do with editing, and western style shooting is no applicable to being a bodyguard. Then, at 85 (even if he was still alive) Warren probably doesn’t sling as quick as he used to .

  • Does remind me of my wife’s pee pee dance.

  • 2Dogs

    Application Requirements #3=you must be a shape-shifting reptilian humanoid alien.;)

  • Scott_McMan

    You are forgetting one qualification Henry, you have to be willing to take a bullet for the person you are protecting. So, I think an appropriate question would be:

    Would you be willing to take a bullet in the head to protect Joe Biden?

  • Scott_McMan

    I think Bob Mundin would disagree with you Henry.


  • BW

    A basic question. Why do so many assume that the presence of “Others” on our planet necessarily involves entities from other worlds?

    Were we to assume that such entities exist, a basic fact to establish would be if they really came here from elsewhere or if they have been here — all along.



  • David Eggleston

    Henry, we didn’t really believe it. But it would make a great screenplay.

  • David Eggleston

    Munden is four and a half feet tall. I worked in the receiving department at a sporting goods store whence he shipped his revolvers for a local demonstration. Some sawed-off guy in a cowboy hat came up to me in the warehouse shouting, “Where’re my guns?!?!” and cussing up a storm. It was hard not to laugh.

  • David Eggleston

    No wonder they’re outsourcing to aliens.

  • Rational thinker

    This is a ludicrous, blatantly racist farce. It’s amazing that anyone could listen to it with a straight face. However, the matter of fact tone of the announcer, and the technique of trying to cause fear in people, is all too reminiscent of the “Banality of Evil.”

    Sort of reminds me about what PT Barnum had to say about a sucker being born every minute…