Obama’s “Alien” Secret Service Agent

Obama’s “Alien” Secret Service Agent

There has been a long tradition of belief in conspiracy circles of the presence of aliens here in Earth, and those aliens being complicit in World, and specifically American politics. A recent video has surfaced on You Tube of a supposed “Reptilian” serving on Barak Obama’s Secret Service Detail.

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This sort of conspiracy theory loves to point out discrepancies as evidence of their keen observation, yet they always seem to somehow fail to find the same discrepancies in their own stories. Lets start with the “…strange behavior and creepy movement…” Okay, the subject is shifting from foot to foot and it strikes me as a bit odd he should call attention to himself in this manner. But I cannot say my first conclusion from this fact would be “strong evidence of a shape-shifting alien humanoid” so much as maybe a guy who needs to take a pee and cannot leave his post just now. Then as you watch the video they point him out from a different camera angle, the “creepy movements” have stopped, and they now ask you to disregard the fact that the image is distorted due to zoom and enlargement and take them at their word that those elements hove no bearing on the strange appearance of the subject.

A little looking turned up this photo of Obama’s Secret Service detail

AP photo by Scott Applewhite

Of course showing the reptilian shape shifter while his cloaking device is working properly. But aside from having a reliable holographic humanoid projection device, I wonder what else you need to become a Secret Service agent?

According to Chron.Com

What Do I Have to Do to Become a Secret Service Agent?
by Scott Thompson, Demand Media

Getting a job with the U.S. Secret Service is far from easy, as the selection process is extremely competitive. Candidates must have either a college degree or a combination of college and law enforcement work experience, with a background in criminal investigation. They must also be in good shape and be able to pass a criminal background check.

Minimum Requirements
The first step to becoming a Secret Service agent is to excel in school and avoid getting into any trouble with the law. Because so many people want to become Secret Service agents and because of the sensitive nature of the work, any criminal activity on your record disqualifies you as an applicant. To apply for the Secret Service, you must be an American citizen between 21 and 37 years old, with uncorrected eyesight no worse than 20/60. If your eyesight is not 20/20 uncorrected, it must be correctable to 20/20. You must also possess a current driver’s license.

Other Requirements
All applicants for the Secret Service must pass the Treasury Enforcement Agent Examination, as well as other tests. Preference is given to applicants with an educational background in criminal justice or pre-law, but this is not an official requirement. All applicants must also pass a physical fitness test, a number of interviews and an investigation. If there is anything in your life history that would prevent you from receiving a top-secret-level security clearance, you will not be hired as a Secret Service agent. Secret Service positions are so competitive that you should probably start planning and preparing for your application from the beginning of your college career, if you want to be a strong candidate.

Well, I only hope the guy from this video is getting good laugh as the believers out there go on convincing themselves he is an shape-shifting reptilian humanoid alien.

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Henry Paterson