Friday Video: Earth 2100

Friday Video: Earth 2100


Typically I open my Friday Videos with a comedy montage or monologue if you will. However, due to the extreme nature of this docudrama, I was forced to seriously rethink my standard modus operandi.

I made up two lists, the first was all the Pro’s of providing my normally hilarious lead in and the second was all those reasons In Favor Of my comedic shenanigans.

After counting up all the “Pro’s” and all the “In Favor Of’s”, the Pro’s narrowly won 46-44. It was close but thanks to all the write in votes…I wrote, I realized just how popular I was with myself. Therefore, how could anyone else not feel the same way? Hey! That was a restorical question!

Well, as you can see, all my lead in was used up doing the polling or lists or…Anyway, as long as I’ve run out of time I thought it might be nice to reveal a couple or 20 from the winning Pro list! Alright, two! Man! We seem to have some out of towners with us who don’t know just how riotous and hilarious I can be….

I don’t like to toot my own horn so I’ll just quote two of the write in Pro’s:

1. “Scott, take your piece of Sh%@ monolouge and shov”… OK wait, that was a note..a note from my laundry list. Uhh, the woman at the laundry had an issue with my under…wear which she often refers to as monolouges. I think she’s from Sweden
or…someth..Moving on!

2. Scott, I wish you would DROP DEAD and DIE!, DIE!, D….Umm, sorry! That was a thing from the…thing or…OK! That’s all we have time for!

Our video today is about the future of the planet Earth. That is, our future if we continue on the course we’ve been on for the past 100 years or so.

It’s my belief that this is a fairly accurate and factual portrayal of what we will be dealing with by the year 2100.

It’s in 9 parts but that’s only to allow for bathroom breaks and such.

So, here we go with the ABC Documentary, Earth 2100:

Better watch it while you can as youtube is all freaky about websites borrowing lately. Or, you can live on the edge like me. Once, I got brain freeze from an ice pop and I didn’t even stop to let the pain pass. And by that I mean I screamed like a little girl and ran in circles until I passed out from the trauma.

When I woke up it was nearly 2 minutes later! (cue X-files music) That’s right! Lost tiiime…..All I remember was some sort of probe.

True story! And by true story, I mean a big fat lie.

Have a great weekend but not better than mine.

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