I grew up in rural NWPA, surrounded in forest. I took an early interest in cryprozoology and sharks and have read many books on various crypto subjects such as Bigfoot and Megalodon over the years. I am not a professional writer or a journalist, but I do the best I can. I have a quirky, obscurely dry and sometimes sarcastic sense of humor than can get me in trouble. Some love me and some hate me, but I am who I am.

Although it’s been quite a long wait since the last Marble Hornets installment, it doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned the series. In fact, I can already feel the sighs of relief from the thousands and thousands of loyal followers like The Oshmar.

Just remember, the series could end at any time without warning, then where would we be? Actually, I am asking for real as I don’t know. Maybe in the back of a fruit truck headed for the great state of New Orleans? Or, sitting in a rocker on the front porch of Mr. Fred Clutch? Or, sitting in a rocker on the back porch of Mr. Fred Clutch? But this time with a glass of icy-cool lemonade, M-M good!

Wherever it is, we needn’t worry at the moment, because there be Marble Hornets ahead:

Entry #66

Speaking of the fake bacon shortage from last year, now they say there is a shortage of chicken wings. What they don’t tell you is, without chickens, the wings can’t fly. Think about it!

Reference Documents:

GT: Video Series: Marble Hornets – Day 18
GT: Video Series: Marble Hornets – Day 19
GT: Video Series: Marble Hornets – Day 20

  • Realistically how can there be a chicken wing shortage without a chicken shortage? I mean there are twice as many wings as chickens after all

  • I’ve never heard of this series before.  I may be hooked now.

  • Scott_McMan

    That’s the idea Matt. I suggest you go back to the very first one for the full effect.


  • It’s as addictive as “Lost”

  • Valkyrie13

    If that was true, you’d never see me again as I’d be in the Marbel Hornets forums discussing all the unknowns and making crazy theories about what everything means all the time.   Dang I miss Lost. 

  • The Oshmar

    lol, why Scott, why?

    “Just remember, the series could end at any time without warning” that’s just teasing, I’m not that lucky =p